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HackMaster
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Ira's Toys store
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Feast III The Happy Finish on dvd Feb 17th 2009!
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A new breed of pervert!
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Keepin' the dogs away...
Posts: 7,984
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There was a Feast 2? Shows how much I know.
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HackMaster
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Ira's Toys store
Posts: 7,599
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Hear Our Satan Prayer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Seattle
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Demon Fetishist
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Endsville, Canada
Posts: 2,382
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Its probably better you didnt know of it. Feast 2 was so horrendous that this will be a 'download and have it play in the background while I work on other stuff if there are no other movies, tv shows, or cartoons worth watching in it's place'
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Space Bastard!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Holly Springs, NC
Posts: 2,534
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Yikes. If you hated Feast II, don't even try and watch III. This one is much, much worse. I actually thought part II was decent enough(up until the baby scene that is), but this one is a total mess. No monster jizz or baby hurling scenes in Part III, but the head-shitting, monster/human rape and the fucking ninja will surely have you groaning. And don't get me started on the baffling final shot. What?!
The one thing it has going for it, it's unpredictable. You have no idea what's going to happen or who is going to die. Or be monster raped. But when the film is this sloppy that doesn't really matter.
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Screamy Bopper
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Western Australia
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I want whatever drugs John Gulager was on when he shot Feast 2 and 3 back-to-back.
He must've been snorting crack with the midgets .
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Ring who?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: - TeXaS -
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Don't Monkey With Me!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: South Florida, But Far from the Hell that is Miami
Posts: 6,372
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I just picked up Feast 2 for $3.50 used and loved it! It was over the top and a blast to watch! It was what it was. Not high art! I'm game for a part 3. Didn't know it was coming out so fast!
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HackMaster
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Ira's Toys store
Posts: 7,599
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will get part 3 i wonder if wlamrt will sell the R rated version like they did with part 2
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Detroit Hi-on
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Under a rock
Posts: 11,935
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I'm still torn on this. I wanted to love part 2, but really didn't at all. I'll have to give it one more try before commiting to 3. I doubt I'll blind buy it new like I did with part 2 is what I'm getting at. |
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Demon Fetishist
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Endsville, Canada
Posts: 2,382
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Just watched part 3 online, talk about a wretched movie. Not sure if its worse than part 2, not sure if that is even possible. I'd warn against even getting this to 'complete the story', because it certainly doesn't. It definitely takes the prize for most forced and poorly executed 'we need a crazy ending!' ending ever.
It's like the warehouse containing the real script, props, and special effects equipment burnt down, and all they had left was a fart soundboard, fake poo, and a bunch of people they found off the street for actors and thought 'Hey, we can still do this!'
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HackMaster
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Rowlett, Texas
Posts: 1,222
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God!!!Do we really need another Feast Movie? How about a sequel to....god anything else would be better!!!
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