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| Albert Pyun- Crimes Against Cinema: Radioactive Dreams, Cyborg, Dollman, Nemesis, Knights, Mean Guns, Adrenalin, Ticker, and several other forgettable SCI-FI/action flicks. |
   
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Tobe Hooper ('89-01)- Crimes Against Cinema: Spontaneous Combustion, I'm Dangerous Tonight, Night Terrors, The Mangler, The Apartment Complex, and Crocodile. (Tobe, what happened?)
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1 | 6.67% |
| Norman J. Warren- Crimes Against Cinema: Bloody New Year, Horror Planet, Satan's Slave, and Alien Prey. |
  
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1 | 6.67% |
| Bruno Mattei- Crimes Against Cinema: Night of the Zombies, Robowar, Double Target, Rats, The Other Hell, etc. (I dig Mattei, but many hate him with a passion.) |
  
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2 | 13.33% |
| Clive Turner- Crimes Against Cinema: The Howling: New Moon Rising. He was also involved with Howling IV & V. (Philippe Mora dug the grave and Turner buried the Howling series.) |
  
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1 | 6.67% |
| Kim Henkel- Crimes Against Cinema: TCM: The Next Generation. (Hopefully, it's Henkel's first and last film.) |
  
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1 | 6.67% |
| Jim Wynorski- Crimes Against Cinema: Not of this Earth (remake), Return of the Swamp Thing, 976-Evil 2, Munchie, Ghoulies IV, Vampirella, Raptor, etc. (Chopping Mall is his golden achievement.) |
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| Fred Olen Ray- Crimes Against Cinema: Alien Dead, Star Slammer, Deep Space, Spirits, The Tomb, Warlords, etc. (Shining Moments: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Armed Response, and The Phantom Empire.) |
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| Joe Chappelle- Crimes Against Cinema: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Hellraiser: Bloodline, and Phantoms. (In his defense, Bloodlines was already fucked up from the start.) |
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| John Russo- Crimes Against Cinema: NOTLD 30th Anniver$ary, Santa Claws, and being involved with The Majorettes, Voodoo Dawn, Children of the Living Dead, etc. (His partner in crime, Hinzman deserves equal blame.) |
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5 | 33.33% |
| Juan Piquer Simon- Crimes Against Cinema: Pieces, Slugs, Cthulhu Mansion, and Endless Descent. |
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1 | 6.67% |
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2 | 13.33% |
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12-28-2001, 05:32 PM
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The Hackmaster Poll
Who's the greatest Hackmaster of them all? Vote at your own risk.
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I thought you were the greatest hackmaster of them all Mark.
 Cool Poll! I voted for Norman J. Warren. He made a lots of bad movies that people are overrating methinks.
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egads- you're being too polite!
how about throwing Wes Craven and fucking kevin williams into the cuisinart. i can't remember the last craven flick i've seen, let alone the last one i liked. and k.williams is the asshole responsible for all this OXY-wipe high school horror we've been enduring for the past 5 years.
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Gotta vote for the man who earned the nickname from the man who coined the nickname: Russo.
This gives me an idea for another poll... Maybe in a bit... (Hey, look at that. This is my 666th post. Weird.) |
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12-28-2001, 10:06 PM
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I'm on your side ParmagentoCheez!!
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Re: egads- you're being too polite!
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I enjoyed the first Scream, but the sequels sucked ass. Nothing will compare to his early work. (Last House, The Hills Have Eyes, the underrated Deadly Blessing, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.)Hellbilly, I agree about Norman J. Warren. Lucky for us, he hasn't directed another film since Bloody New Year.('87)
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Mattei - he is the Hackmaster!!
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Russo deserves the Hackmaster title you gave him Mark!
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MATTEI ROCKS!! S.S. Extermination Love Camp is the citizen Kane of nazi sleeze films, and what about theese great titles :Hell of the Living Dead ,Violence in a Womans Prison, SS Girls and Emanuelle In Prison just to name a few. anyway RUSSO IS THE TRUE HACKMASTER
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