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Old 06-15-2013, 01:35 AM   #16
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Mod's, plz ban Dobby, thank's.
Huh? Explain this plz theory of yours.
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Old 06-15-2013, 01:52 AM   #17
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Dont have a theory but a Children of the Corn & Jeepers Creepers would be fun with the cult kids praying to wrong demon and accidently resurrect the Creeper who not only steals their laundry but totally emasculates them with a corn cob. Maybe have He Who Walks Behind The Rows make an appearance at the end for a showdown.
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Old 06-15-2013, 01:58 AM   #18
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That Evil Bastard isn't going to like this but a Child's Play/Puppet Master/Leprechaun cross-over would be fun!

Here is the story: Leprechaun has been hit hard by the economy and needs more gold. When he learns of Toulon's puppets, he is on a race to learn Toulon's formula to become rich again. Too bad the Leprechaun is on someone's hit-list. Enter Chucky who has come to accept being in doll-form for the rest of his life, returning to his criminal ways to become a successful hitman thanks to his unassuming looks. It all ends in a bloody showdown between the Toulon puppets, Leprechaun and Chucky at the Bodega Bay Inn. The key to the Leprechaun's demise is Tori, the new maid, who knows too well only a four-leaf clover can send the little green guy back to hell! That's if Blade, Tunneler or Chucky don't get her first!




Tori sees something under the bed while working at the Bodega Bay Inn!

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Old 06-15-2013, 02:00 AM   #19
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Huh? Explain this plz theory of yours.
I too am confused and assume its a joke maybe?
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Old 06-15-2013, 06:36 AM   #20
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Here's my clear explanation for the Dracula 2000/Army of Darkness crossover.

Timeline:
1981 BC
Scotty rent's a cabin from a guy who was ripping them off by "saying the cabin is his but it's really Professor Knoby" then Scotty gather's up his girlfriend Shelly, his best friend ash, his best friend's sister Cheryl, & his best friend's girlfriend Linda. To go up to a cabin for a weekend. Then god angry at Ash for something well get to latter let's demons free to kill his friends and toture ash. Then while all of this is going on Annie(Professor Knoby's daughter) goes up to the cabin with a few other people. Annie sends Ash to the past.

1481 BC
The events of Army of Darkness happen
Ash swallows more then he was supporsed to then he wakes up in.

Post appoclpytic world that was
27 years before Jesus was born.
Ash decided to change his to a more Jewish friendly name and that was Judas Iscariot and ash was offered silver to betray god so he did.
(see the event's of Evil Dead 1 & 2 & Army of Darkness was gods revenge)

Ash(Judas) then hang's him self for forgiveness but didn't die and realized that we couldn't die,interact with sun-light. Had a hatred of all things christain and could only live off of blood. Ultimately making him Dracula. Changed his face.


The year 1897 now.
Ash(Dracula) Get's carried on the demetri from isreal to England but breaks out and kills everyone on the ship.
Ash(Dracula) goes around be suedective but Abraham Van Helsing and Harker put an stop to that by locking him up in a coffin.

The year 1968.
Van Helsing Get's married

The year 1976.
Van Helsing becomes a father.

The year 1986.
Van Helsing gets divorced and daughter token away.

The year 1995.
Van Helsing finds a son like character in Simon.

The year 2000.
The events of Dracula 2000,Dracula II Asscension take place

The year 2001 & 2002
The events of Dracula III Legacy take place.

My complete timeline.

Ash is Dracula who is Judas Iscariot.
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:35 PM   #21
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Here's my clear explanation for the Dracula 2000/Army of Darkness crossover.

Timeline:
1981 BC
Scotty rent's a cabin from a guy who was ripping them off by "saying the cabin is his but it's really Professor Knoby" then Scotty gather's up his girlfriend Shelly, his best friend ash, his best friend's sister Cheryl, & his best friend's girlfriend Linda. To go up to a cabin for a weekend. Then god angry at Ash for something well get to latter let's demons free to kill his friends and toture ash. Then while all of this is going on Annie(Professor Knoby's daughter) goes up to the cabin with a few other people. Annie sends Ash to the past.

1481 BC
The events of Army of Darkness happen
Ash swallows more then he was supporsed to then he wakes up in.

Post appoclpytic world that was
27 years before Jesus was born.
Ash decided to change his to a more Jewish friendly name and that was Judas Iscariot and ash was offered silver to betray god so he did.
(see the event's of Evil Dead 1 & 2 & Army of Darkness was gods revenge)

Ash(Judas) then hang's him self for forgiveness but didn't die and realized that we couldn't die,interact with sun-light. Had a hatred of all things christain and could only live off of blood. Ultimately making him Dracula. Changed his face.


The year 1897 now.
Ash(Dracula) Get's carried on the demetri from isreal to England but breaks out and kills everyone on the ship.
Ash(Dracula) goes around be suedective but Abraham Van Helsing and Harker put an stop to that by locking him up in a coffin.

The year 1968.
Van Helsing Get's married

The year 1976.
Van Helsing becomes a father.

The year 1986.
Van Helsing gets divorced and daughter token away.

The year 1995.
Van Helsing finds a son like character in Simon.

The year 2000.
The events of Dracula 2000,Dracula II Asscension take place

The year 2001 & 2002
The events of Dracula III Legacy take place.

My complete timeline.

Ash is Dracula who is Judas Iscariot.
First, you mean AD, not BC. Second, you never give any kind of clear explanation of how taking too many drops of a liquid that makes one sleep FORWARD in time, now somehow makes one go BACKWARDS. You're basically saying Jesus is from the future and that basically the dawn of man, the Roman empire, and just about everything else that preceded the setting of Army of Darkness, has happened again exactly as it did before. You have quite a few plot holes to work out.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:03 PM   #22
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First, you mean AD, not BC. Second, you never give any kind of clear explanation of how taking too many drops of a liquid that makes one sleep FORWARD in time, now somehow makes one go BACKWARDS. You're basically saying Jesus is from the future and that basically the dawn of man, the Roman empire, and just about everything else that preceded the setting of Army of Darkness, has happened again exactly as it did before. You have quite a few plot holes to work out.
I don't know the proper AD/BC term's correctly.

But here's how it goes the event's of The Evil Dead & Evil Dead II take place in a pre-appocplyptic world where the birth of christ hasn't happend then Ash goes back to past to have the event's of Army of Darkness happen then he swallow's the wrong ammount that take's him to a post-appoclptic world were Jesus is born then the rest of is all up for the event's of Dracula 2000,Dracula II & Dracula III to take place.


Ash will become Dracula.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:13 PM   #23
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First, you mean AD, not BC. Second, you never give any kind of clear explanation of how taking too many drops of a liquid that makes one sleep FORWARD in time, now somehow makes one go BACKWARDS. You're basically saying Jesus is from the future and that basically the dawn of man, the Roman empire, and just about everything else that preceded the setting of Army of Darkness, has happened again exactly as it did before. You have quite a few plot holes to work out.
The visual timeline of Ash,Judas Iscariot & Dracula:






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Old 06-17-2013, 10:17 PM   #24
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I don't know the proper AD/BC term's correctly.

But here's how it goes the event's of The Evil Dead & Evil Dead II take place in a pre-appocplyptic world where the birth of christ hasn't happend then Ash goes back to past to have the event's of Army of Darkness happen then he swallow's the wrong ammount that take's him to a post-appoclptic world were Jesus is born then the rest of is all up for the event's of Dracula 2000,Dracula II & Dracula III to take place.


Ash will become Dracula.
The thing is, Christ HAS been born. That's just simple history. There's no way of knowing the exact date, but most scholars agree that he was born sometime between 7 and 2 BC, which predates Army of Darkness by about 1300-1400 years, not hundreds of years into the future from present day. I'm pretty certain Army of Darkness has references to Christianity or at least "God" so, even if you're going to rewrite history to work for your story (which has been done before successfully), the idea of God in the Christian sense is already there in the film and you can't change that.
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The thing is, Christ HAS been born. That's just simple history. There's no way of knowing the exact date, but most scholars agree that he was born sometime between 7 and 2 BC, which predates Army of Darkness by about 1300-1400 years, not hundreds of years into the future from present day. I'm pretty certain Army of Darkness has references to Christianity or at least "God" so, even if you're going to rewrite history to work for your story (which has been done before successfully), the idea of God in the Christian sense is already there in the film and you can't change that.
It's just theory and a fan fantasy of mine that add's complexity to Ash's torture in the Evil Dead trilogy and I personally think it's a natural progession for the chracter.

But I do apercaite your criticism's to my theory and that's good for one film fan to debate with another film fan.

I really like this and my theory.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:05 PM   #26
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This is awesome...
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:21 PM   #27
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Definitely glad I was seated as my entire understanding of the timeline of organized religion was shattered. Well done, sir.

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Well as the video explains, I do not think it is a great film, nor do I think.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:26 PM   #28
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I too am confused and assume its a joke maybe?
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I think forums should implement some sort of basic IQ testing that one must pass before being allowed to post.
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